A gentleman and a consort, I am not kidding (or maybe…). If
you by any chance are an early morning bird and find
yourselves craving for a coffee (of course, it is who else can
woo a gentleman??) you will find every respectable gentleman
of the area waiting for their chosen black mistress over their
wives (no offense ladies!!) to give them a good morning kiss.
First off, I took a little break from here, I had some personal
endeavors to chase, but we are back on track, I am really sorry
(I am definitely not).

Whenever you think about coffee, the first word comes to your
mind would be a “Tim Hortons” (no offense STAR). Are you
guys having a secret ingredient or special sugar?? Which keeps
us (unfortunately me too) addicted to your black-brown sugar-
ladies?? Whatever the time of the day, however bad your
mood is, their coffee always soothes you (Ladies you got some
competition). The first touch of a steaming hot black coffee in a
chilling winter morning……. (sorry, it got snow in my mind)
Or a sip of a Frappuccino in a hot summer afternoon……
(…heaven).

You can have a different hot mistress every morning. There is
French-Vanilla, Double-Double, Triple-Triple… (oh boy).

Also, you can have your hot Classic American Latte, or else you
can have the supreme goddess of all coffees- “The Black
Coffee” it infuses you with so much caffeine in just a single cup
that you can complete a triathlon after drinking it (I might have
tried that) and the iced cappuccinos are always there to keep
you stable in a hot summer noon. In that too, they have options
that every other person in a queue gets dumb while choosing
one from them (not me).

The sound of crushing ice into your coffee, milk and sugar is a
pure bliss to beat the heat. And when the ask “which pick” we
(not I) get even dumber just like that starring at their faces and
to the menu screen (personal observation not personal
“experience”) and at last you answer with either an Oreo or
French-Vanilla or double-double(I should try that) or a triple-
triple or a iced Capp late or…… (Man, winter is coming)
Sorry, missing warm summer.

All-in-all, ladies you need to work on your kissing, because your
gentlemen are preferring either a hot kiss or a cold French-kiss
from their “other consorts” which by the way they are paying
for it (This Much Insult???) to wake them up or to relax
themselves mostly (it is mostly.).

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