An Angel of Devil.

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Lucifer Morning-star, born in heaven, ruler of hell, ultimate king of all evil entities, is the only one who is keeping in check all the evil letting loose from hell on humanity.

Today many people consider giving themselves to “The Satan’s Cult”, they have been performing various sacrifices in his name. The “Good One’s” consider him the ultimate embodiment of evil, father of all demons, prince of lies. Instead of sacrificing and doing unspeakable things in his name, we should try to question our own faith, we should try to find a reason for his actions, after all like him, we all are also God’s children. In our own judicial system, how can a judge in our judicial system be responsible for our own law breakings or how can he/she encourage a human to act as a criminal?

He is God’s favorite son. But he is different from all other angels. So, he did what abnormal people do, he rebelled instead of following his father blindly. And God did what we normal people do with different people, he banished him from heaven, his home and casted him to hell permanently. The Hell which represents everything inverse of his father’s creation.

Which is built to punish human kind (God’s most favorite creation). Just imagine the turmoil he must be in, the chaos that would be running rampant in his heart and mind.

He is there for human kind, but it is always us to portrait him as evil. He is the Devil, not evil.

He is not encouraging us to perform evil deeds in his name, nor to form a cult in his name for defying his father. He is not responsible for our choices. It is always in our hands to push ourselves harder and choose the correct path or to succumb to the easy but evil path. He is always there to deliver the right punishment for our own wrong choices.

Heaven and Hell is always within us. If we choose the correct option then its fruits are always from heaven, but if we get used to with the wrong preferences then its consequences are always chaos for us. To understand The Devil better imagine yourself being framed for a crime you didn’t commit.

Church preaches that if there is God then there is always Satan. Why don’t we question it, instead of ringing yes in their yes? Although, there is a “Devil’s Bible” from dark ages which proclaims the evil deeds of Lucifer. But it is a tome from the ages when science and reasoning was considered to be instruments of evil. At that time religion and faith were two main businesses for church for cashing money. So they required an entity to keep their devotees in fear of Heaven and Hell. We still have that fear, today not a single devotee of any religion loves his or her deity, they either fear them or fear their so called “Archenemies” depicted in out dated books.

The belief of Lucifer is one such out dated practice of fear which is still active in this atomic age. Free yourself from this fear of good an evil. Listen to your soul, to your mind. The correct choice is always there,

We just require the courage to follow it without thinking of consequences. Just as Lucifer did, when he rebelled against his own father, whether it was for the throne or for any unknown reason. We should always observe that our religion itself preaches for keep trying, rather than surrounding yourself from doubts of your own actions. If your religion drags you to entertain such notions, atheists are really lucky than.    

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A North American Gentleman’s Morning Consort.

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A gentleman and a consort, I am not kidding (or maybe…). If
you by any chance are an early morning bird and find
yourselves craving for a coffee (of course, it is who else can
woo a gentleman??) you will find every respectable gentleman
of the area waiting for their chosen black mistress over their
wives (no offense ladies!!) to give them a good morning kiss.
First off, I took a little break from here, I had some personal
endeavors to chase, but we are back on track, I am really sorry
(I am definitely not).


Whenever you think about coffee, the first word comes to your
mind would be a “Tim Hortons” (no offense STAR). Are you
guys having a secret ingredient or special sugar?? Which keeps
us (unfortunately me too) addicted to your black-brown sugar-
ladies?? Whatever the time of the day, however bad your
mood is, their coffee always soothes you (Ladies you got some
competition). The first touch of a steaming hot black coffee in a
chilling winter morning……. (sorry, it got snow in my mind)
Or a sip of a Frappuccino in a hot summer afternoon……
(…heaven).


You can have a different hot mistress every morning. There is
French-Vanilla, Double-Double, Triple-Triple… (oh boy).

Also, you can have your hot Classic American Latte, or else you
can have the supreme goddess of all coffees- “The Black
Coffee” it infuses you with so much caffeine in just a single cup
that you can complete a triathlon after drinking it (I might have
tried that) and the iced cappuccinos are always there to keep
you stable in a hot summer noon. In that too, they have options
that every other person in a queue gets dumb while choosing
one from them (not me).


The sound of crushing ice into your coffee, milk and sugar is a
pure bliss to beat the heat. And when the ask “which pick” we
(not I) get even dumber just like that starring at their faces and
to the menu screen (personal observation not personal
“experience”) and at last you answer with either an Oreo or
French-Vanilla or double-double(I should try that) or a triple-
triple or a iced Capp late or…… (Man, winter is coming)
Sorry, missing warm summer.


All-in-all, ladies you need to work on your kissing, because your
gentlemen are preferring either a hot kiss or a cold French-kiss
from their “other consorts” which by the way they are paying
for it (This Much Insult???) to wake them up or to relax
themselves mostly (it is mostly.).

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A furry critter’s support system!!?

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For your god’s shake people, stop enjoying someone’s
tail as your dessert! (just kidding). Beaver’s tail, I am
talking about the infamous Ontario based patisserie.
Unless of course you decided to change your diet to
Chinese(exotic!!?).

Whether you are visiting the old port of Montreal for the
first time or you become a regular runner there, you are
likely to be tempted by the devilishly sweet aroma of this
deep-fried monster (well… calorie
matters…sometimes!), and the long queue of
people(they are always there!!) waiting for their
whole-wheat dough to be float-fried in Canola oil and
then combined with Banana-Chocolate
spread(Heaven…!),Oreo-Vanilla, Triple-Trip(double
chocolate and butter),Lemony Sunrise, Apple Cinnamon,
and Cheesecake Avalanche and Classic Cinnamon and…….
yum. Sorry, got wayward… but the gist is the options
these people provide are worth waiting in queue for your
“Sweet Beaver (‘s tail…. of course, )” and end up
getting confused that too on the counter !!

Initially, Classic Cinnamon got “People’s Choice of Taste”,
it is just a simple bugger with some sugar and cinnamon

sprinkled on top of a plain dog. As the tails got famous,
they expanded their options (for confusing us
more!!!!) Banana and Nutella took over.
It’s the ancient combination of Banana with chocolate
spread on your deep-fried flat bagel(oops!!).
As time went by, other flavors got added into their
menus, such as Oreos crumbled with Vanilla spread
(tempting!) Apple slices with Cinnamon spread on your
“Soft Tails” also you have SKOR “extra” cheesecake on
your “chewy base”, Lemon, Sugar and Cinnamon spread
is always there on your “Wheat Pastry” to satisfy your
tangy buds. Last but not least M and m’s combined with
Reese’s and peanut butter (Triple Heaven!!) still holds
the pitch of “Sugar Daddy”(OOO!!!).

Just like poutine, this patisserie also gives Canadians a
strong foot (or strong taste) in international
cuisine.
Today the United States, the United Arab Emirates,
Mexico, France and Japan have pastry shops and road-
side stands to satisfy their people’s sweet tooth for these
savory dogs. Since 2002, the headquarters and
management of “Beaver Dogs” have shifted from Ontario
to Montreal, Quebec (well done Quebecers!!) and
became “Queues de Castor” and they have established

themselves as a leading food-franchise since then. Also,
they have expanded in developing multiple range of ice-
creams, gelatos and cold-drinks. On President Barack
Obama’s first inaugural visit to Parliament Hill, he
stopped in ByWard market to get a Beaver’s Tail.
Canadians of course, using their exquisite intellect
renamed Beaver-Tail to “Obama Tail” in honor of the
then American President (well, we are Canadians, we
give people tail to honor them…. !!)

Now if you have drooled enough on the flavors
mentioned above, get out(no offense) and get
yourself one of the “Extra Extra Large Doughnuts” on old

Single? no worries… Bagel is there

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Your own Hot European coffee date for every morning.

Whenever your man tells you that he is having a coffee
and is alone, he is lying to you. Actually, he is with
another hole and that too European (Lucky Bastards!).

Whatever you are thinking, I am talking a Bagel (from the
start…Geez!). Today, a coffee with bagel has replaced
morning breakfast and midday meals of many
Quebecois. Also, on popular demand Quebecois in
Montreal have developed their own version of caffeine
husbands, and along with Poutine and Patisseries (more
about it in next blog), this fluffy puppy is taking its grip on
tourists visiting Montreal.the most famous place is St-Viateur Bagel

The old tradition of good o’l American Breakfast is
having a healthy run with this Jewish food mark and the
“Bed tea and Cakes” of English is being eaten slowly
(Sure!) by our ‘Hot Polish Mistress’(not mine though..or
maybe) but still their afternoon “tea and pie” are intact
(phew!!).

If you ever find yourself in morning or in afternoon at
one of the Red’s, you would obviously find 2 out of 4
standing in queue going for an everything bagel with cream
cheese. (Eating healthy, are we?) Basically, your all-day

spongy craving is made from seasoned Wheat Flour, salt,
water and yeast(obviously!). In Montreal(Thanks to our
Jewish Community), along with the basic recipe basic
bread flour or other flours containing high amount of
gluten is used to give it the desired shape and texture
(and to get us out of shape!!). Thereafter your everything
“Tummy out” or pizza “Glute” is prepared.

The Quebecois prefer to have their bagels with large
holes (ahm ahm!) and sweeter (Oo!! Sugary) to be their
coffee dates, while New-Yorkers are more serious about
their coffee times, they like theirs less sweet and less…
umm holly (Molly). Some (Americans) even prefer to
roleplay with their “everyday stands” by adding salmon
and cheese to their Hot Coffee Partners (Exotic!!)

Many Bakeries have switched their multiple product
sales to single line executive and have successfully
flourished not only in Montreal but also in entire Canada.
This caffeine mistresses may not have their own food
fests (Lucky we!) but surely there have been bagel fights
in past to determine which city excels at the art of
“getting its people fat in the morning itself” (no offense
people!!) and if I am writing with such fam about it,
guess the results.(That does not mean we, Quebecois are
more fat!).

Whether you are skipping your midday meal, fulfilling
your midnight cravings (no offense couples!) or getting
on your early morning Project meets, your one hand will
be holding coffee and your other will be comforting your
Jewish Mistress (of your own choice!!).

Poutine: Amazing or Horrible?

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Greasy Food for your Mood Swings.

Poutine!!!The word itself says to pout, however bitter
your mood might be, just by thinking about this food lifts
your heart and brings water to your mouth. It belongs to
that class of food family which melodramatically says,
”Yes, we are there to satisfy bellies of every other class.”

Today this Roadside Romeo represents Canada (along
with the Canadian flag of course!!) and Quebec is never
more proud to announce to the world that originally ,
they invented this all time favorite side/main course
(depends on your mood).Though, the no one goes for
“The Classic” now-a-days(except for vegetarians, no
offense guys!).Many food trucks and stands have been
successful in luring the flow of tourists , by making this
unhealthy benefactor their main flow of business.
Menu card very famous fast food chain present in
Canada is incomplete without their own version of
Poutine. Even some local restaurants became fast food
franchises just because of this Greasy Devil, if we take a
look at Smoke’s Poutinerie . Restaurants like “La
Banquise” have established their enterprises in Montreal
and Quebec by selling as much as 30 different types of
Poutines a day.

Ever imagined a game of ice hockey in winter without a
hot sizzling Poutine? You can have our own Varity of
sauce, your own pick of cheese and your own made of
potato fries, of course with your choice of
veggies(seriously?) and meats(yum!). Even powerful
personas and celebrities are in the grasp of this sickly
crisp thing (my! my!). President Barack Obama got his
first taste of poutine on his first stately dinner with Prime
Minister Justin Trudeau, since then he is picking on each
poutine he comes across(no offense sir!).
Many major events have received this cuisine as their
guest of honour(O!cheesy!!).Many Canada Days has
witnessed large sale of Poutines in multiple famous
public places of United Kingdom and London.

Some famous food critics have different opinion
regarding the birth of Canadian’s all time favorite
comfort food. They opine that this food item like Canada
is closer to its European roots, so it might not be a
Canadian thing, maybe there is some truth maybe there
is not, we are all too busy getting ourselves fat on this
Cheese demon rather than worrying about a Nobel price
for food invention. And even if it might the truth , still we
are the one holding poutine festival every year with more
and grandeur than ever.

Localities of Quebec and especially of Montreal have
played a major role in making poutine a worldwide dish
from a local cuisine. In their habit of not preparing lunch
and eating out every other day, their mostly agreed
choice turns out to be poutine(on popular demand!!)